The North Star of Halsoni is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Witch-King of Angmaruben with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.462 billion Halsonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angmaruben. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Halsonian economy, worth 693 trillion dollaridoos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 126,927 dollaridoos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 715,974 per year while the poor average 11,071, a ratio of 64.7 to 1.

Bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, feeling like a winner comes at a price, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Halsoni's national animal is the doggo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Egocentric Rubenism.

Halsoni is ranked 87,484^th in the world and 2,420^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.54 law-abiding acts per hour.