by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 419thMost Influential: 731stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,634th
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Hail Joey!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.285 billion



The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.285 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 221,843 Beatles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, throwing a sickie is a serious crime, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 28,114th in the world and 1,127th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 53.9 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 419thMost Influential: 731stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,634thMost Pacifist: 2,221stTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,617thLargest Retail Industry: 2,631stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,719thNicest Citizens: 3,670thMost Efficient Economies: 3,788thMost Inclusive: 4,018thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,170thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,200thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,213thLargest Governments: 4,566thMost Devout: 4,719thHighest Average Incomes: 4,918thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,352ndMost Developed: 5,871stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,930thMost Cultured: 6,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,076thSmartest Citizens: 6,387thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,909thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,927thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,985thLowest Crime Rates: 7,433rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,487thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,962ndBest Weather: 8,130thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,241stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,258thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,612thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,535thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,022ndTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,236thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,441stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,356thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,579thHighest Economic Output: 15,605thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,625thHealthiest Citizens: 23,793rd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 68th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 129th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 135th in the regionMost Pacifist: 138th in the regionRudest Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Devout: 197th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 225th in the regionNicest Citizens: 229th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 238th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 245th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 251st in the regionLargest Governments: 251st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 258th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 263rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 267th in the regionMost Influential: 269th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 311th in the regionMost Cultured: 312th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 317th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 321st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 350th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 351st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 360th in the regionMost Developed: 360th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 365th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 385th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 389th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 392nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 396th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 408th in the regionBest Weather: 473rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 501st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 519th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 519th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 524th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 525th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 581st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 588th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 623rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 631st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 649th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 720th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, throwing a sickie is a serious crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, Zeppelin will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 303 » McMasterdonia, Valentine Z, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Corfad, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Sundred, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, Loutsland, Ethnon, Dabarastan, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Empy, Koda-Land, Holy Oranz, Interdimensional Zone, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Notyoutopia, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, The Tampa Bay Rays, Dreadton, Seenvorland, Steampunk Ariel, Ravendi, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Napnomadia, Great Bights Mum, Gnomewatchers, Shadowrik, Wilkshire, Fendlium, Selfgradatude, Glurponia, Hamerica, Kranostav, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, Orado, Merconitonitopia, Daiz, Pallaith, Newpromisedland, Moubarakistan, United Kahndaq, Xagill, and 253 others.Sunto, Zyvetskistaahn, Vincone Cae, The Iron Lions, Universal State Formula, Yokciq Empire, Omnistria, The Stratosphere Islands, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, Unsophisticate, Runeda, Clan Spaniel, Crader, Diodone, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, SORT, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Windmilluminati, Zecit, Varola, Nistriabar, New Lakemba, Unshleepd, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Xatin, Zeternia, Astronomical, Aeolist, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Brucklania, Joodey, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Animu Place, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Azzarel, Lemonbiscuits, Free Culture, Madjack, Simone Republic, French Bananastan, TyGerria, Chadinton, Walter Jackson, Xipher, Kragsgale, Innocentic, Changjo, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Potatolandium, Panama Coalition, Solskjar, WeKnow, Ice and Tinian, Heilhum Imperius, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Dicko, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Bend Mai, Cloydicia, Outer Shenendoah, Xarrel, Hardscrabble, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Feelonia, Draconian Progression, Austrian Confederacy, PotatoFarmers, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Pytong, Ozstan, Pasargad, Venicea, PEG, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Alice Gardens, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Ellbonnia, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Godwanna, The Jerichowan Country, Detrivania, Vexilia, Climeria, Hewani, Yellops, The Republic of Free Peoples, Nuronte, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, East Akra, Chukstik Illahi, United States of Medford, Republica Guilleana, Port Naga, Star Kingdom, Colfes, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, GenshinImpact, Aruvicion, Wisconsota, Fluffy Panda, Que Lukustinardon, Pleroma Sans Romans, Planes, Super Girl, Dopeland420, The Mazur Empire, Zaeli, Sachi, Nordic-British Union, Fascist Democracy, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Confederacy of North America, Partax, Brsil, Jovian Knights, Yukti, Testnation223, Folenz, AGoodPlace, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Alorca, Barabolia, Esplandia, -Slovania, Soviet Terran, Katuda, Vesteysia, Iberia y las Colonias, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Cereskia, Dangine, The Ultimate Republic, The Sinclarian Provinces, Democatic Donkeys, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Randomcountryland, United Republic of Free States, Kromi, Shotokonia, Shabot, Kitzgos, Federacionale, Galaician Empire, Higher Cascadia, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Upper Libertatem, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Mon Island, Wooleystan, ForestMythal, Landfinia, Tyirza, KillerKahn, Centrialand, Perikuresu, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Britle, Ootasa, Korean-Joseon, Samoreubia, Libvillia, DIMAnism, Trooporia, Greater Ale Permars, Drash Mannistan, Ariele, New Avian, Novremia, Prevaland, Eternal Dominion, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Verderiesdre, Capablanca, Andanavia, Just Vibin, Sopernia, Solphine, Gafflebag, Kinitopia, Tringapore, Apollo Park, Duurania, Bearical, Zdagoburg, Drueste, Fizban, Nova Arcania, DeadlyAntics, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Noesantara, Snart, David Davidson, Vladmir Putin, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Nation1812, Zabacuz, Lionia, Sahriastan, Batatoland Empire, Rising Sakura, and La Nouvelle-Orleans.

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