The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.285 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 221,843 Beatles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, throwing a sickie is a serious crime, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, throwing a sickie is a serious crime.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, Zeppelin will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, mollycoddled youths run the country.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
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