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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 813thMost Influential: 1,266thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,295th
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Hail Joey!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Joevala

Population3.811 billion

CapitalAtlanta
LeaderZeppelin
FaithJoeyism

CurrencyBeatle
AnimalKangaroo

The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 3.811 billion Joeyists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth 775 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 203,614 Beatles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Zeppelin's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, Zeppelin's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and the government has enacted freedom of information. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 193,828th in the world and 8,525th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.84 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 813thMost Influential: 1,266thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,295thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,640thLargest Retail Industry: 2,826thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,972ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,665thNicest Citizens: 5,476thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,529thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,561stHighest Average Incomes: 5,945thMost Pacifist: 6,106thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,271stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,276thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,604thMost Devout: 6,681stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,830thMost Inclusive: 6,840thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,034thMost Cultured: 7,753rdLargest Governments: 8,082ndMost Developed: 8,447thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,677thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,769thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,811thLargest Black Market: 9,336thSmartest Citizens: 9,653rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,868thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,133rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,975thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,225thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,139thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,493rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,025thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,412thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,486thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,944thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,153rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,213thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,899thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,743rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 129th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 143rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 158th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 217th in the regionMost Devout: 273rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 276th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 283rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 299th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 314th in the regionNicest Citizens: 324th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 333rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 344th in the regionLargest Black Market: 359th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 373rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 387th in the regionMost Cultured: 399th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 401st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 403rd in the regionLargest Governments: 408th in the regionMost Inclusive: 422nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 440th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 450th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 487th in the regionMost Developed: 514th in the regionMost Influential: 515th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 536th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 541st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 566th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 586th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 592nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 609th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 627th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 632nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 660th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 691st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 696th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 701st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 714th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 768th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 795th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 812th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, Zeppelin's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, Zeppelin's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the children of Joevala are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Joevala was endorsed by The Optimistic People of The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg.
  • : Joevala was endorsed by The Holy of Abonland.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.

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World Assembly

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