The Republic of Parpyduckland is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Parpyduck with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.201 billion Parpites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parappa. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parpyducklandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,452 trillion kibbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,711 kibbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign workers are flooding in as kibbles flood out, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime is totally unknown. Parpyduckland's national animal is the rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rat Worship.

Parpyduckland is ranked 218,695^th in the world and 3,395^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.81 Obesity Rate.