Population | 4.236 billion |
Capital | TPNG HQ |
Leader | Kyle kenway |
Faith | Kenwayism |
Currency | TPNG token |
Animal | 4 eyed insectoid |
The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.236 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 261,702 TPNG tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling', heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.
Troll Punishers is ranked 306,541st in the world and 5,854th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.66 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Kyle kenway tend to disappear.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Troll Punishers voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 153 » The Confederate States of America, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Bankowiata, The Rhein States, Ethnon, Jeltronian WA Mission, Gorundu, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Chipoli, Russila, Kwaj, Radicaster, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Shibutani, PlanetMercury, Siwale, Laforeia, New Lakemba, Frances Francis the First of France, Nouvel Empire, Corfad, Laurendon, Former English Colony, Advancia-Sizzletown, Sil Dorsett, Wolffoxia, Dreadton, Darkanistan, Zerentopia, Esperonia, South Parter, Loutsland, Kranostav, Pallaith, Kandorith, PotatoFarmers, Wineclaw, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Oannia, Simone Republic, Frieszia, New-Ferytland, Wilkshire, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Petronellania, and 103 others.Xagill, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ovekisu, Thought Obliteration, Great Ignesia, TyGerria, Necromonia, Bodhisva, Ishtimbine, Sellaeta, Eurochina, Bardopia, Republiqueducroissant, Bedsonya, Aerilia, Zandos, Votak Matim, Old Emporia, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Eurocom, Bagojo, Zelenaya Dolina, Love Shack, Furballland, Batatoland Empire, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Germanic Cat, Ereena, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Opis, The New Oceanic States, Aoncarpa, Yaorozu, Nistriabar, Ziprotscria, Fran Advar, Stal Valley, Hikki, Barxa, Northern Zorbrasnka, Vendonesam, Ardok, Tiodann, Singaporen Empire, Zecit, Comfed, Jameson Williams, Sindoesia, Diamante, The Resoland, AJTON, Gragadoia, Halsoni, Tringapore, Akand Jang Braihir, Tugupaw, TamilPesum, Singamadri, Soviet Terran, Avalon, Rettverborg, Brisdon, Rainengrad, Tropical Coast, Esteneng, Sierra Andreas, Ostonives, Ancap North Korea, Pazair, Hamerica, Picairn, Hellvorta, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Free Prairie Provinces, Ignas, Liberate World Order, Unshleepd, Aguaria Major, Broatiana, Glissbotia, Czerka, Casscata, Juba, Norgad, Kelvaros Prime, Jughru, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Chao Phraya River, Viridiann, Gradis Merricus, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Kainin, The Northern Ice, The Great Furrican Empire, Jveeraiel, and Pineappleistania.