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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 892ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 919thLowest Crime Rates: 1,064th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Kyle kenway is god
Kyle kenway
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Troll Punishers

Population4.236 billion

CapitalTPNG HQ
LeaderKyle kenway
FaithKenwayism

CurrencyTPNG token
Animal4 eyed insectoid

The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.236 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 261,702 TPNG tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling', heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.

Troll Punishers is ranked 306,541st in the world and 5,854th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.66 missed references per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 892ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 919thLowest Crime Rates: 1,064thMost Secular: 1,170thMost Patriotic: 1,426thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,844thMost Influential: 1,907thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,979thLargest Governments: 2,110thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,252ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,543rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,554thMost Developed: 2,684thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,692ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,167thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,327thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,752ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,026thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,231stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,248thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,611thHighest Average Incomes: 4,794thSmartest Citizens: 4,865thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,657thMost Authoritarian: 5,685thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,792ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,240thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,353rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,428thBest Weather: 6,519thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,802ndMost Conservative: 7,644thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,920thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,384thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,231stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,871stLargest Black Market: 14,011thTop
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Most Cultured: 18,508thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,933rdLargest Publishing Industry: 27,448thHighest Economic Output: 30,893rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionMost Patriotic: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Secular: 54th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionLargest Governments: 107th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 108th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 113th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 139th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 144th in the regionMost Developed: 145th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 159th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 172nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 177th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 191st in the regionMost Conservative: 193rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 197th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 208th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 213th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 216th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 228th in the regionMost Extreme: 230th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 256th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 266th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 269th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 296th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 330th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 354th in the regionBest Weather: 368th in the regionMost Influential: 391st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 396th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Kyle kenway tend to disappear.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Troll Punishers voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 153 » The Confederate States of America, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Bankowiata, The Rhein States, Ethnon, Jeltronian WA Mission, Gorundu, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Chipoli, Russila, Kwaj, Radicaster, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Shibutani, PlanetMercury, Siwale, Laforeia, New Lakemba, Frances Francis the First of France, Nouvel Empire, Corfad, Laurendon, Former English Colony, Advancia-Sizzletown, Sil Dorsett, Wolffoxia, Dreadton, Darkanistan, Zerentopia, Esperonia, South Parter, Loutsland, Kranostav, Pallaith, Kandorith, PotatoFarmers, Wineclaw, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Oannia, Simone Republic, Frieszia, New-Ferytland, Wilkshire, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Petronellania, and 103 others.Xagill, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ovekisu, Thought Obliteration, Great Ignesia, TyGerria, Necromonia, Bodhisva, Ishtimbine, Sellaeta, Eurochina, Bardopia, Republiqueducroissant, Bedsonya, Aerilia, Zandos, Votak Matim, Old Emporia, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Eurocom, Bagojo, Zelenaya Dolina, Love Shack, Furballland, Batatoland Empire, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Germanic Cat, Ereena, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Opis, The New Oceanic States, Aoncarpa, Yaorozu, Nistriabar, Ziprotscria, Fran Advar, Stal Valley, Hikki, Barxa, Northern Zorbrasnka, Vendonesam, Ardok, Tiodann, Singaporen Empire, Zecit, Comfed, Jameson Williams, Sindoesia, Diamante, The Resoland, AJTON, Gragadoia, Halsoni, Tringapore, Akand Jang Braihir, Tugupaw, TamilPesum, Singamadri, Soviet Terran, Avalon, Rettverborg, Brisdon, Rainengrad, Tropical Coast, Esteneng, Sierra Andreas, Ostonives, Ancap North Korea, Pazair, Hamerica, Picairn, Hellvorta, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Free Prairie Provinces, Ignas, Liberate World Order, Unshleepd, Aguaria Major, Broatiana, Glissbotia, Czerka, Casscata, Juba, Norgad, Kelvaros Prime, Jughru, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Chao Phraya River, Viridiann, Gradis Merricus, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Kainin, The Northern Ice, The Great Furrican Empire, Jveeraiel, and Pineappleistania.

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