The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.31 billion Loutslanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth 745 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,936 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 239,442^nd in the world and 9,053^rd in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.14 Weapons Per Person.