The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Arthur with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.077 billion Loutslanders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth 504 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,929 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 209,562^nd in the world and 9,483^rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -152.77 on the Hayek Index.