The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Arthur with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.999 billion Loutslanders are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,662 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 416,438 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,223,706 per year while the poor average 111,648, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, seafood restaurants regularly receive complaints that the food is still moving, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, and academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 5,029^th in the world and 204^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,262.69 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.