The Sultanate of Taguime is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sultan Florentino II with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.04 billion Taguimais are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isabelle. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Taguimais economy, worth 268 trillion Taguimais Piastres a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,740 Taguimais Piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons, toddlers insist their pacifiers be autoclaved, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and national robo-pastors have declared 42 to be the answer to all our woes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taguime's national animal is the Taguimais Tarsier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Taguime is ranked 14,090^th in the world and 426^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 107,271.18 Standard Monetary Units.