Today's World Census Report
The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
|1.||The Ongoing State of Absentia||New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy||“We Are A Bush. Move Along.”|
|2.||The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania||Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship||“God was a dream of good government.”|
|3.||The Republic of Sunset||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists||“Jōki no Subete no Jiyū”|
|4.||The Pacific Imperium of Aleisyr||Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies||“Defend the Revolution! Defend the Pacific!”|
|5.||The Great Kingdom of Aston||Democratic Socialists Hell||“The Friendly Dictatorship”|
|6.||The Rogue Nation of Nwabudike||Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters||“Free to Choose”|
|7.||The Societa per Azioni of Lamborghini Murcielago||Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies||“Nothing's Impossible”|
|8.||The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista||Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State||“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”|
|9.||The Academy of Anon Zytose||Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies||“For Science!”|
|10.||The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity||Democratic Socialists Hell||“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”|
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