The Orc Fortress of Andibaz is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Ghazghkull Thraka with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed population of 7.731 billion Andiborks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cilix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Andibazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,443 trillion Teefs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,765 Teefs, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, foreign nationals who stumble near Andibaz are harbingers of war, and foreign musicians that Ghazghkull Thraka dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andibaz's national animal is the Squig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mork and Gork.

Andibaz is ranked 47,441^st in the world and 3^rd in Neue Golden Sands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,029.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.