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Most Avoided: 3rd Most Corrupt Governments: 4th Fattest Citizens: 14th
The People's Republic of
Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone
None shall stop our conquest!
Influence
Power
Homeland Officer
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cutote

Population21.786 billion

CapitalDutote
LeaderBig Money
FaithWorship of Money

CurrencyCredit
AnimalRabbit-Tev

The People's Republic of Cutote is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Money with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.786 billion Cutoters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutote. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cutoter economy, worth an astonishing 17,439 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 800,473 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,660,653 per year while the poor average 19,115, a ratio of 348 to 1.

Bowls of milk left on windowsills please fairies and passing cats alike, reddish-brown is the new black, the Cutoter war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Big Money wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cutote's national animal is the Rabbit-Tev, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.

Cutote is ranked 169,279th in the world and 5th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Pacifist, with 0.92 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Avoided: 3rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4thFattest Citizens: 14thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 27thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 31stLargest Gambling Industry: 37thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37thLargest Retail Industry: 40thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 44thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50thLargest Mining Sector: 64thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 68thMost Armed: 77thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 79thMost Efficient Economies: 81stMost Ignorant Citizens: 85thLargest Agricultural Sector: 92ndHighest Economic Output: 93rdRudest Citizens: 163rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 243rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 330thMost Scientifically Advanced: 585thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 852ndLargest Governments: 972ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,033rdMost Stationary: 1,054thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,315thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,763rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,742ndLargest Black Market: 4,282ndLargest Populations: 4,536thMost Influential: 6,063rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,054thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,101stTop
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Most Secular: 9,981stMost Conservative: 13,247th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Big Money wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the Cutoter war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, bowls of milk left on windowsills please fairies and passing cats alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, it is often said that only Big Money could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Cutote was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Most Efficient Economies and the Top 5% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, there's no weight to modern politics.

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