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The People's Republic of
Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone
None shall stop our conquest!
Influence
Power
Homeland Officer
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Cutote

Population23.123 billion

CapitalDutote
LeaderBig Money
FaithWorship of Money

CurrencyCredit
AnimalRabbit-Tev

The People's Republic of Cutote is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Money with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.123 billion Cutoters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutote. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cutoter economy, worth an astonishing 18,992 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 821,354 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,694,219 per year while the poor average 7,376, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Rabbit-Tevs and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cutote's national animal is the Rabbit-Tev, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.

Cutote is ranked 209,815th in the world and 4th in Pontbridge Islands for Safest, scoring 1.62 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,254thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,553rdLargest Populations: 4,363rdLargest Black Market: 6,147thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,573rdMost Influential: 7,084thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,658thTop
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Most Conservative: 11,802ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,105thMost Secular: 20,428th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Rabbit-Tevs and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Pontbridge Islands.
  • : Cutote was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Big Money's stash".

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