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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th Rudest Citizens: 5th
The Modern Portfolio Theory of
Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters
DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI
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Daedra1a

Population28.655 billion

CapitalOpulentia
LeaderHIM Opulentus I
FaithEfficient Frontier

CurrencyExpected Return
AnimalRisk-free Asset

The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with a fair hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.655 billion Daedra1ans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 25,151 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 877,749 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,891,780 per year while the poor average 49,006, a ratio of 120 to 1.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Opulentia, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Daedra1an restaurants, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 15th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 99.38 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5thRudest Citizens: 5thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thLargest Retail Industry: 8thFattest Citizens: 10thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12thMost Secular: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 17thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24thMost Corrupt Governments: 26thLargest Gambling Industry: 26thMost Avoided: 26thHighest Economic Output: 28thLargest Mining Sector: 46thLargest Agricultural Sector: 51stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 99thMost Scientifically Advanced: 171stMost Efficient Economies: 260thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 289thSmartest Citizens: 325thLargest Publishing Industry: 477thMost Armed: 571stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,680thTop
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Largest Populations: 1,749thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,262ndLargest Black Market: 3,003rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,530thLargest Governments: 4,096thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,670thMost Pro-Market: 6,899thTop
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Most Influential: 9,314thHighest Drug Use: 15,020th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 64th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 82nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 116th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 155th in the regionLargest Black Market: 181st in the regionMost Influential: 190th in the regionLargest Governments: 190th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 378th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 464th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Daedra1an restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Opulentia.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, Daedra1an tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, visions of giant pink Risk-free Assets are a common side effect after Daedra1ans eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.

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