The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.223 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth an astonishing 10,282 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 462,697 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,333,802 per year while the poor average 4,163, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

The police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', Chairman Jake Mao Paul panders to nontraditional families, and street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fudgedup is ranked 316,490^th in the world and 19^th in The Graveyard for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -100.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.