by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in the World

World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The PS2 Puppet of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The Democratic Republic of BagongoIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Sonqoba Simunye”
3.The Galactic Imperium of OstronusNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength”
4.The Commonwealth of Lythinia-kiezaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“By the command of our majesty we will destroy”
5.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“God was a dream of good government.”
6.The Sindar Empire of AelosiaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Utúlie´n aurë, Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári Utúlie´n aurë!”
7.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
8.The Confederacy of Undivulged PrinciplesLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“What goes around, comes around.”
9.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
10.The Queendom of ThorvelConservative Democracy Conservative Paradise“In the name of God, On guard !”
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