The World World Census
The Safest in the World
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 2. |  The Just of Tzo | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For Mercy and Justice” | |
| 3. |  The Imperial Commonwealth of Eastfield Lodge | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Manducate pisces fragemanaque solani tuberosi!” | |
| 4. |  The Metal Empire of Kampfgruppe 400 | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Might makes right” | |
| 5. |  The Bara Loving Free Land of Marimite | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Gokigenyou onee sama” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Gehenna Tartarus | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Oderint, Dum Metuant” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of Klesh | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic People's Republic of Slavestate | Democratic Socialists Hell | “BE VIGILANT” | |
| 9. |  The Ral System Capital World of Ral Ixshida | Democratic Socialists Hell | “May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce” | |
| 10. |  The DeLeontologist of Ratateague | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “ᴀʟʟ ɍᴀᴛʜᴇʀs ᴄᴀʀᴇ ɍѳʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sѳɴs” |
