The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Incorporated States of Uniserve | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Our upstream provider did it!” | |
| 2. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We Are A Bush. Move Along.” | |
| 3. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 4. |  The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33 | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “One nation under il cavallino rampante” | |
| 5. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 6. |  The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Magic is the true power of the world” | |
| 8. |  The Sanctuary of Che Triumphant | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Watch here http://www.nationearth.com/” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Whatever, I do what I want” | |
| 10. |  The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Flibble” |
