The Federation of Etlajhia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Titus Antinous with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.676 billion Etlajhians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etlajhia Citadel. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Etlajhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,175 trillion Gold Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,075 Gold Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, there's a hole in the heart of every Etlajhian city, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etlajhia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faith of Etlajhar.

Etlajhia is ranked 8,190^th in the world and 257^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 136,333.36 Standard Monetary Units.