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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 47thMost Influential: 400thMost Devout: 600th
The Holy Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone
On, Bison!
Old Saxophone Joe
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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North Bratislava

Population17.072 billion

CapitalDinkytown
LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy

Currencypound
Animalbison

The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.072 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 3,612 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,629 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Old Saxophone Joe, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 835th in the world and 48th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5,410.45 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Income Equality: 17,051stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,311thLargest Populations: 23,758th
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Most Influential: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionBest Weather: 51st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 66th in the regionMost Pacifist: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 68th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 73rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 79th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionSafest: 90th in the regionMost Developed: 98th in the regionNicest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 117th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 119th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 123rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 127th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Stationary: 132nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 135th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 146th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 178th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 212th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 221st in the regionMost Inclusive: 229th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 277th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 308th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 364th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 379th in the regionMost Income Equality: 413th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 586th in the region

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