Population | 17.072 billion |
Capital | Dinkytown |
Leader | Old Saxophone Joe |
Faith | Bratislavan Orthodoxy |
Currency | pound |
Animal | bison |
The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.072 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 3,612 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,629 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Old Saxophone Joe, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.
North Bratislava is ranked 835th in the world and 48th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5,410.45 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in North Bratislava, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in North Bratislava, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Old Saxophone Joe.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Kingdom of the Rook.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Eternal Queen of I Came I Saw I Dominated.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Republic of The Unicrons.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Dragon Monarchy of Maripuu.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Commonwealth of QuietDad of TNP.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Tyrant Sorceress of Queen Ravenna Fontainon.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Rising Stars of New Matzeratia.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The 🌺Lotionese Empire🌺 of Lotion Empire.
World Assembly
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