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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 53rdMost Influential: 179thMost Devout: 666th
The Holy Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone
On, Bison!
Old Saxophone Joe
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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North Bratislava

Population8.137 billion

LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy


The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, national health service, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.137 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,569 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,877 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 218,544th in the world and 9,867th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -578.97 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 53rdMost Influential: 179thMost Devout: 666thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,071stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,103rdBest Weather: 1,153rdMost Cultured: 1,192ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,220thMost Pacifist: 1,259thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,351stSafest: 1,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,609thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,028thNicest Citizens: 2,074thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,207thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,251stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,389thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,492ndMost Developed: 2,537thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,559thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,578thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,786thHealthiest Citizens: 2,798thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,855thLargest Governments: 2,996thSmartest Citizens: 3,204thMost Inclusive: 4,305thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,437thLowest Crime Rates: 4,452ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,641stHighest Average Incomes: 6,954thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,154thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,476thHighest Economic Output: 10,279thTop
Most Stationary: 11,573rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,519thMost Income Equality: 17,387thMost Politically Free: 17,639th
Most Devout: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 56th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 66th in the regionBest Weather: 68th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 79th in the regionMost Pacifist: 84th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 86th in the regionSafest: 89th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 106th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 112th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 134th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 146th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Developed: 149th in the regionLargest Governments: 155th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 157th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 165th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 172nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 224th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 227th in the regionMost Politically Free: 255th in the regionMost Stationary: 262nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 279th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 287th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 302nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 323rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 468th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 538th in the regionLargest Populations: 635th in the regionRudest Citizens: 648th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 739th in the regionMost Income Equality: 878th in the region

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