The Moonbat Menagerie of Empty Void is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.558 billion Void Walkers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone City. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Void Walking economy, worth 395 trillion Dolleroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 111,087 Dolleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empty Void's national animal is the Puffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Empty Void is ranked 7,854^th in the world and 357^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 36.23 average smiles per day.