The United States of Amearika is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Saxonyball with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.172 billion Americans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Columbia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.0%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 146 trillion United States Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 124,680 United States Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

For the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, and workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Amearika's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Amearika is ranked 81,861^st in the world and 1,054^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,725.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.