The Holy Orange Zombie of Varisland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hubert Gust with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.237 billion Varislandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varastad. The average income tax rate is 68.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Varislandic economy, worth 164 trillion Varislandic marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,712 Varislandic marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, several inches are being added to first class seating, and pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches. Crime is totally unknown. Varisland's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oranjeism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Varisland, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
- : Following new legislation in Varisland, several inches are being added to first class seating.
- : Following new legislation in Varisland, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up.
- : Following new legislation in Varisland, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Following new legislation in Varisland, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Varisland to be bombproof.
- : Varisland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Varisland was endorsed by The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia.
- : Varisland was endorsed by The Federal District of The Stratosphere Islands.
- : Following new legislation in Varisland, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals.
- : Following new legislation in Varisland, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
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