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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,307thMost Influential: 1,680thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,924th
The Holy Orange Zombie of
Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies
NationStates, Moo, Friendship
Hubert Gust
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Shoeshiner
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Varisland

Population1.237 billion

CapitalVarastad
LeaderHubert Gust
FaithOranjeism

CurrencyVarislandic mark
AnimalMonster

The Holy Orange Zombie of Varisland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hubert Gust with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.237 billion Varislandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varastad. The average income tax rate is 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Varislandic economy, worth 164 trillion Varislandic marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,712 Varislandic marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, several inches are being added to first class seating, and pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches. Crime is totally unknown. Varisland's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oranjeism.

Varisland is ranked 208,022nd in the world and 9,198th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.65 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,307thMost Influential: 1,680thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,924thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,844thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,190thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,103rdMost Inclusive: 9,889thBest Weather: 10,540thMost Cultured: 10,615thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,834thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 11,368thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,890thMost Developed: 13,091stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,781stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,154thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,548thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,133rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,257thNicest Citizens: 15,600thSmartest Citizens: 16,065thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,402ndLongest Average Lifespans: 16,542ndLargest Retail Industry: 16,868thSafest: 17,148thHealthiest Citizens: 17,836thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,023rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,165thLargest Governments: 18,553rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,631stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,552ndMost Rebellious Youth: 19,566thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,020thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,627th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 118th in the regionRudest Citizens: 209th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 400th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 441st in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 545th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 559th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 576th in the regionBest Weather: 583rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 587th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 611th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 634th in the regionMost Influential: 646th in the regionMost Developed: 726th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 731st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 744th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 759th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 759th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 770th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 784th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 800th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 846th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 863rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 868th in the regionNicest Citizens: 900th in the regionLargest Governments: 904th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 905th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 912th in the regionSafest: 932nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 945th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 950th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 972nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,004th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Varisland, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
  • : Following new legislation in Varisland, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Varisland, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up.
  • : Following new legislation in Varisland, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Varisland, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Varisland to be bombproof.
  • : Varisland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Varisland was endorsed by The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia.
  • : Varisland was endorsed by The Federal District of The Stratosphere Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Varisland, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals.
  • : Following new legislation in Varisland, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 160 » Ethnon, Tringapore, El Fiji Grande, Kragsgale, Abonland, A Die, Westinor, Zzozona, Koda-Land, Heilhum Imperius, Newpromisedland, Orado, The Rhein States, Hamerica, Wineclaw, Shadowrik, Sopernia, Pazair, Liminyj, Interdimensional Zone, Siwale, Territorio di Nessuno, Zumlandia, Yaorozu, Prydania, Merconitonitopia, Aerilia, Navsland, Guer Aike, Ihsan, Empy, Morover, The Tampa Bay Rays, Pallaith, McMasterdonia, Noahs Second Country, Brucklania, Fauzjhia, Kocherian, Lulubellia, Principia Mathematica, Praeceps, Omnistria, Shibutani, 1 very fast endotarter, Outer Shenendoah, Dreadton, Sundred, Votak Matim, Daiz, and 110 others.The Iron Lions, Dar es Saalam, Citrus Rutaceae, Corfad, North Bratislava, Amerian States, Loli County, Estados Sanikistas Federales, Sikol, Notyoutopia, Hardscrabble, U S Eh, New Lakemba, Cretox State, Godwanna, Loutsland, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Confederacy of North America, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Runeda, Chips and Guac, Arichia, Dabarastan, Maclare, Selfgradatude, Libertania Democratica, Frances Francis the First of France, Valhalla123, Highton Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Karnogarsk, Boston Castle, Xipher, Andexia, Ocharckia, Great Bights Mum, Simone Republic, Ravendi, Sunto, Jerzykowo, Wilkshire, Magna Banitia, Draconian Progression, Yokciq Empire, Zeternia, Nordic-British Union, Maratabat, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, Dicko, Detrivania, Sisang, Levoth, Unsophisticate, Dangine, Frieszia, Eraver, Dakota Territories, Arimbia, Animu Place, Neo Cheese Empire, Harjad, United Lokkia, Xagill, Healiopolis, Terrax, Clan Spaniel, Panama Coalition, Kuldi, Innocentic, Sardona, Nijisanji, Arrivederci, Fran Advar, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Seanat, Madjack, Navorden, Kranostav, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Braghz, Soupyr des Givres, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, Sil Dorsett, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, WeKnow, Lubi Islands, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Seenvorland, Pytong, Vincone Cae, BeNeFiTS Of BeeFTiNS And FeeTBiNS, Valentine Z, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Kazoo Basin, Arloria, The Unified Missourtama States, United Kahndaq, Solcius, Kelvaros Prime, Venicea, Cosamaloapan, Holy Oranz, The Stratosphere Islands, and Caffeinetopia.

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