The United States of Gmt2001 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gmt2001 with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.577 billion Gmt2001ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gmt2001. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gmt2001ian economy, worth a remarkable 9,518 trillion USDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 333,085 USDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, contestants on Gmt2001's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Gmt2001ian dark-plume goshawk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gmt2001's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gmt2001.

Gmt2001 is ranked 322,604^th in the world and 4,710^th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -114 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.