The Republic of Frismana is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pertti Valentyna with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.598 billion Frismanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Creek. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frismanan economy, worth 761 trillion Frismanan Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,630 Frismanan Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frismana's national animal is the Thanatorskiavenator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Frismana is ranked 292,174^th in the world and 4,338^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.73 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.