The Republic of Frismana is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Pertti Valentyna with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.603 billion Frismanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Creek. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frismanan economy, worth 762 trillion Frismanan Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,712 Frismanan Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and lavish state dinners in Hell Creek are the state's leading budgetary expenditure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frismana's national animal is the Thanatorskiavenator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Frismana is ranked 132,930^th in the world and 2,242^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,335.98 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.