The United States of Serboslavonia is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 311 million Serbs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teslagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Serboslavonian economy, worth 41.4 trillion Lithium Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 133,249 Lithium Dinars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,154,716 per year while the poor average 2,474, a ratio of 466 to 1.

People experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, people can get away with murder these days, Serboslavonian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, and it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serboslavonia's national animal is the White Eagles, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Serboslavonia is ranked 30,020^th in the world and 476^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,654.57 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.