The United Socialist Republic of Furballland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Szurigaph Úntiæŕlæva Ķehoriananiuautjial with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.362 billion Furballlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanguszapevunn-Yúvíliq-Ğrìģorię. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Furballlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,344 trillion Furballlandian Zezwagats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 270,568 Furballlandian Zezwagats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furballland's national animal is the Tuszuvudszkha Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Indo-Tuszuvudszkhanism.

Furballland is ranked 313,953^rd in the world and 5,880^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -13.56 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.