The United States of Walter Jackson is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.929 billion Walter Jacksonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Walter Jacksonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,442 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,536 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walter Jackson's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christian.

Walter Jackson is ranked 3,643^rd in the world and 216^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 147.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.