The United States of Walter Jackson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.425 billion Walter Jacksonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Walter Jacksonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,662 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,427 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walter Jackson's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christian.

Walter Jackson is ranked 440^th in the world and 18^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 81.31 Whatever.