The United Socialist States of Viceroy Vincent is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Viceroy Vincent with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.002 billion Viceroys' enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viceroy's Bunker. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Viceroy's economy, worth a remarkable 1,311 trillion Viceroy's Vicecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 145,694 Viceroy's Vicecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears, a rogue brutalist can cement their town in the past, universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings, and death is nobody's business. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Viceroy Vincent's national animal is the Imp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vincentian Voyuerism.

Viceroy Vincent is ranked 255,537^th in the world and 3,851^st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.2 Obesity Rate.