by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 340thMost Influential: 600thBest Weather: 1,247th
The Holy Empire of
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Population10.898 billion

CapitalLemonbiscuits City
Faitha major religion


The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 10.898 billion Lemonbiscuits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonbiscuits City. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lemonbiscuitinarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,545 trillion Crumbs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,786 Crumbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemonbiscuits's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is a major religion.

Lemonbiscuits is ranked 9,880th in the world and 431st in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,858.24 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 340thMost Influential: 600thBest Weather: 1,247thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,496thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,923rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,950thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,749thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,082ndMost Cultured: 3,372ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,915thSafest: 4,143rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,154thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,348thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,550thNicest Citizens: 4,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,173rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,764thLowest Crime Rates: 7,122ndSmartest Citizens: 7,221stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,436thMost Stationary: 7,546thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,734thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,812thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,910thLargest Governments: 8,399thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,641stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,880thHighest Economic Output: 10,502ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,803rdMost Developed: 13,908thMost Devout: 14,308thHighest Average Incomes: 15,586thMost Inclusive: 15,728th
Best Weather: 81st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 100th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 122nd in the regionMost Stationary: 154th in the regionMost Pacifist: 167th in the regionMost Cultured: 170th in the regionMost Influential: 209th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 210th in the regionSafest: 237th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 254th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 264th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 266th in the regionNicest Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 287th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 300th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 309th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 334th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 348th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 355th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 373rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 422nd in the regionLargest Governments: 423rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 431st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 433rd in the regionLargest Populations: 439th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 452nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 470th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 558th in the regionMost Devout: 595th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 756th in the regionMost Developed: 773rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 920th in the region

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