The United Provinces of Aeolist is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Cooper Hooper with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 19.131 billion Aeolistites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telic. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aeolistiti economy, worth a remarkable 3,596 trillion Mernas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,014 Mernas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Telic Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, foreign workers are flooding in as Mernas flood out, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from President Cooper Hooper's throne, and the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aeolist's national animal is the Aeolistite Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aeolist is ranked 309,226^th in the world and 5,765^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 2.23 Atheism Rate.