The Federal Republic of Sindoesia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.033 billion Sindoesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sindoesian economy, worth 74.6 trillion Vuzals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 72,253 Vuzals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 210,619 per year while the poor average 19,591, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Sindoesia, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, and fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sindoesia's national animal is the Sindoesian Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sindoesia is ranked 43,742^nd in the world and 1,532^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 37.04 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.