The Free States of Sindoesia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Dusan Ganakov with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.866 billion Sindoesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmira Federal District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sindoesian economy, worth 825 trillion Vuzals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 140,802 Vuzals, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 651,129 per year while the poor average 18,368, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sindoesia's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sindoesia is ranked 4,916^th in the world and 146^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 26.55 Obesity Rate.