The Most Serene Republic of Elephant Bill Land is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Babar Zphant with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.244 billion Elephant Bill Landians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trunktonia. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elephant Bill Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,876 trillion Francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,662 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindhearted Elephant Bill Landians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, and the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elephant Bill Land's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elephant Bill Land is ranked 7,154^th in the world and 297^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 132 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.