The Most Serene Republic of Elephant Bill Land is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Babar Zphant with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.549 billion Elephant Bill Landians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trunktonia. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elephant Bill Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,314 trillion Francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,689 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elephant Bill Land's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elephant Bill Land is ranked 14,359^th in the world and 426^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 84.33 Atheism Rate.