General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 13.702 billion |
| Capital | Brussels |
| Leader | The Europine President |
| Faith | Agnostical Theism |
| Currency | Euro |
| Animal | any eagle |
The Europine Federation of Bagojo is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by The Europine President with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.702 billion Europines are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Europine economy, worth a remarkable 3,825 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 279,170 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,055,170 per year while the poor average 51,389, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.
Weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and sick Europines are hair today and gone tomorrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the any eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnostical Theism.
Bagojo is ranked 5,800th in the world and 242nd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 93.79 on the Human Development Index.
Endorsements Received: 364 » 
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The Realm of Dorne, 
Tiodann, 
Elnir, 
Kazanqa, Gmt2001, 
Karazan, 
Amestris-Britannia, 
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Bagojo, sick Europines are hair today and gone tomorrow.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
- : Bagojo was endorsed by
The ɔᴉlqndǝɹ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn of Naskralenistan.
- : Bagojo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Nuclear Compliance Commission".
- : Bagojo adopted General Assembly Resolution #15 "Space Transport and Astronomical Research".
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, nothing gets the party jumping like The Europine President specifying how high.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, nocturnal burglars are grateful for the convenient beverages on welcoming doorsteps.
