The Europian Federation of Bagojo is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Europian President with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.859 billion Europians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Europian economy, worth a remarkable 3,905 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 281,776 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 854,267 per year while the poor average 72,274, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the any eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bagojo is ranked 328,283^rd in the world and 4,710^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -15.62 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.