The Democratic Federation of Falloa is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sydney Eby with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.817 billion Falloans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kwinana. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Falloan economy, worth a remarkable 2,256 trillion Fallas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,062 Fallas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, thieves insist the wind blew that purse into their hands, planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots, and the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falloa's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Falloa is ranked 165,075^th in the world and 2,717^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 568.61 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.