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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 300thMost Influential: 1,006thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,180th
The Questionable Concept of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
If your god gives you lemons, then you find a new god.
The Will of the People
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Uselessness

Population6.622 billion

CapitalProx
LeaderThe Will of the People
FaithCopium

CurrencyMoney
Animalperson

The Questionable Concept of Uselessness is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by The Will of the People with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.622 billion Nessies enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prox. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uselessnessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion Monies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,433 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nefarious Blackacrean surveillance has been replaced with patriotic Uselessnessian surveillance, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, the mouth-frothing Nessie can be confused for a rabid person, and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uselessness's national animal is the person, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Copium.

Uselessness is ranked 178,121st in the world and 2,693rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 113.97 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 300thMost Influential: 1,006thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,180thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,520thNicest Citizens: 3,790thMost Accessible: 4,130thMost Inclusive: 4,824thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,868thMost Pacifist: 4,889thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,106thMost Developed: 5,146thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,509thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,615thSmartest Citizens: 5,980thHighest Food Quality: 6,126thSafest: 6,409thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,493rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,654thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,820thLargest Governments: 7,974thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,204thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,420thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,439thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,836thMost Cultured: 9,694thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,850thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,449thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,034thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,435thHealthiest Citizens: 14,778thMost Secular: 15,224thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,792ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,620thHighest Average Incomes: 19,320thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,193rdBest Weather: 24,370thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,970thHighest Drug Use: 30,162nd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 162nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 173rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 174th in the regionNicest Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 190th in the regionMost Accessible: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 193rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 195th in the regionMost Inclusive: 211th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 216th in the regionMost Developed: 220th in the regionMost Pacifist: 228th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 232nd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 246th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 251st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 255th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 268th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 270th in the regionSafest: 275th in the regionLargest Governments: 277th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 316th in the regionNudest: 324th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 324th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 325th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 347th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 353rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 354th in the regionMost Cultured: 394th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 394th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 396th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 399th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 419th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 467th in the region
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Endorsements Received: 231 » Shibutani, Ethnon, Walter Jackson, Democatic Donkeys, Unsophisticate, Gmt2001, Gendirt, Wilkshire, Bankowiata, Halsoni, Territorio di Nessuno, Etanur, New Lakemba, Northern Zorbrasnka, Dicko, Varisland, Great Bights Mum, Tiodann, Wolffoxia, Koda-Land, PlanetMercury, North Bratislava, Aerilia, Necromonia, The Realm of Dorne, Vexilia, Karazan, Malta Comino Gozo, Arucaria, Chukstik Illahi, Lotion Empire, The Windmilluminati, Polgaria, Azzarel, Prydania, Aguaria Major, Argylia, Virginian Inquisitors, Omnistria, Viridiann, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Nationeer, Lemonbiscuits, Kwaj, Old Emporia, Hizuru, Soviet Terran, Ateala, Mk Steele, Northern-Kempia, and 181 others.Phoronu, Stal Valley, Kandorith, Russila, Maott, South Baba, Falloa, AJTON, Federation of Vanguard, Orogonia, Wisconsota, Singamadri, Laurendon, Ayuzhhhhh, Harjad, PotatoFarmers, Sil Dorsett, Arrivederci, Aeurithianar, Joevala, Unimaginable Doom, Photosphere Chromosphere and Corona, Abomn, Former English Colony, Shrikisthan, Neo Colorado, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Gorundu, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Penguins States Of Antartica, Kabarovsk, Pica Land, KAP03land, Greater Portugaliza, Alsion, Mesvice, Newest Foundedland, Eiravale, Solicetine, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Horrorlandian State, Slaca, Filbustan, Phii, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Coopera Social, Isla Matador, Cadonio, New Aquitaine, Sindoesia, Dojestan, Troll Punishers, Gaalar, Aweentitante, Sanctum Teriaris, Singaporen Empire, Plexaris, Laforeia, Hinomia, Spathganistan, The Union of The People of Britannia, Imperio de Castilho, The Northern Ice, Delitai, Kazanqa, Hiyzis II, Sikol, Texaska, Scres Gidgerland, New NVegas, Putzilvania, Potass, Solmetria, Amestny, Minilands, Batatoland Empire, Steamania, Dakota Territories, New Fredoenia, Bloxian States, Ziprotscria, TamilPesum, South Oasine Mented, Avalon, Lovarpia, Satreburg 2, Paladani, Amestris-Britannia, Simone Republic, Choi Hanji, Viceroy Vincent, Verumir, Xagill, Loutsland, Tragesch Firwat, Esperonia, Everything Decided at Random, Isenoka, Kandura, Bardopia, Ottoman Empireee, The Uhhhh, Frismana, Zerentopia, The Iron Lions, Royaume des loups, Mystris, Eaetafershe, Neo-Zulthyrland, New Bacalao and the Aurora Islands, Votak Matim, New-Ferytland, Arostica, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Dreadton, Northern Cheek, Palutenia, SORT, Elnir, Kaschovia, SussyAmongUsLand, Bagojo, Kobagia, Motaialtefth, Ioresca, New Kisha, Ricel, The Greater Spanish Empire, Valentine Z, Jughru, Phlegmatic Idealists, South Parter, Xentherida, Dacarbatia, Tallinia, Marlducro, Salzcovia, Neopunk-Brazil, Honeymoon Avenue, Uncreative name, Darkanistan, Bochlon, Enimero, The Black Cathedral, Islandwalk, Hannako, Name 0 WA Account, Esteneng, Eastern Fuza, Fengate, Inevitable Poverty, Furballland, Engine Unions, All Creation, Darths and Droids, Eggplant Island, Fachumonn, Nicki minaj endings, North Norda Islands, Defenestrata, Kainin, Yukti, Treekidistan, Cytheraon, Quality Nation, The Austro Germanic Union, Moneybagmen, Picairn, Zecit, Serkovy, Empty Void, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Tape, ForFishing, Felpolandia, Flydale North, Rainengrad, Federation Terra Australis, Bonderovia, Neo Franchia, and Liberal Communities.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uselessness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Uselessness, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
  • : Following new legislation in Uselessness, the mouth-frothing Nessie can be confused for a rabid person.
  • : Following new legislation in Uselessness, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Uselessness, nefarious Blackacrean surveillance has been replaced with patriotic Uselessnessian surveillance.
  • : Following new legislation in Uselessness, terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism.
  • : Following new legislation in Uselessness, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Uselessness, entomologists flock to Prox for its remarkable gadfly population.
  • : Following new legislation in Uselessness, public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy.
  • : Uselessness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

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