The Catholic Kingdom of Texaska is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by King William Campbell with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.206 billion Texaskans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,383 trillion Goldcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 168,603 Goldcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, and signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Texaska is ranked 32,747^th in the world and 760^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 82.14 on the Human Development Index.