The Grand Monarchy of United Republic of South East Asia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Hakureis with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 8.046 billion Austronesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metro Manila. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Austronesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,066 trillion AustroPlatinum Units a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,602 AustroPlatinum Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Woodland critters flock to the safety of unfamiliar humans wearing lab-coats, cars have been banned, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, and posters on 'Austronesian Values' advise against being proud of United Republic of South East Asia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Republic of South East Asia's national animal is the Suwako Frogs and Mazda Whelen Cup Cars, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christanity.

United Republic of South East Asia is ranked 287,832^nd in the world and 4,289^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.76 Obesity Rate.