The United States of Scres Gidgerland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kirill Kalugin with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.005 billion Scres Gidgerlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anchorage. The average income tax rate is 56.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Scres Gidgerlandian economy, worth 884 trillion dollar USSGS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,306 dollar USSGS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, horses with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Scres Gidgerland's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular state.

Scres Gidgerland is ranked 82,854^th in the world and 1,583^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,583.6 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.