The Pink Flower of Salzcovia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Necchia with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.618 billion Salzcovians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tanuvio. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salzcovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,073 trillion Flowerrencies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,609 Flowerrencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Salzcovian selfishness, and the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salzcovia's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Salzcovia is ranked 187,227^th in the world and 3,513^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 805.5 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.