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Valentine Z was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 415
Most Inclusive: 10thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd
The Meowvellous Wonderful World of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State
Speak softly, but carry a big stick.
Valkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Valentine Z

Population18.19 billion

CapitalThe Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon
LeaderValkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine
FaithSecular With Many Religions Practiced

CurrencyUniversal and Reliable Valentian Credit
AnimalVery Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld

The Meowvellous Wonderful World of Valentine Z is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Valkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.19 billion Valentians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 8,630 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 474,485 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular With Many Religions Practiced.

Valentine Z is ranked 74th in the world and 2nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 900 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Inclusive: 10thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rdHighest Food Quality: 24thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27thSafest: 28thLargest Governments: 29thLowest Crime Rates: 30thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32ndNicest Citizens: 35thMost Beautiful Environments: 41stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 42ndSmartest Citizens: 50thMost Efficient Economies: 51stMost Developed: 61stMost Pacifist: 61stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 62ndMost Advanced Public Education: 65thMost Scientifically Advanced: 66thLongest Average Lifespans: 68thMost Cultured: 74thMost Cheerful Citizens: 75thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 81stBest Weather: 83rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 86thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 111thHighest Poor Incomes: 115thHealthiest Citizens: 116thLargest Welfare Programs: 133rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 134thMost Valuable International Artwork: 144thMost Subsidized Industry: 186thLargest Publishing Industry: 357thLargest Information Technology Sector: 427thHighest Average Incomes: 565thMost Influential: 680thMost Devout: 1,022ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,140thHighest Economic Output: 1,162ndMost Patriotic: 1,446thTop
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Most Income Equality: 3,538thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,927thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,300thTop
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Largest Populations: 19,184thMost Stationary: 20,911th
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Safest: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionMost Patriotic: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 102nd in the regionMost Influential: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 194th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 229th in the regionLargest Populations: 329th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 468th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Valentine Z was endorsed by The People's Republic of Kenmoria.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, refugees from other nations are flocking to Valentine Z's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Valentine Z changed its national leader to "Valkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine" and its motto to "Speak softly, but carry a big stick.".
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Valkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 435 » Pineappleistania, IHateRights, Gorundu, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Varisland, Corfad, Kwaj, Advancia-Sizzletown, Koda-Land, Esperonia, Shibutani, New Atlantico, Chipoli, PlanetMercury, Siwale, Pazair, Darkanistan, Loutsland, Marlducro, Russila, Dreadton, Territorio di Nessuno, Omnistria, Azzarel, Wilkshire, The Windmilluminati, French Bananastan, Bjorkikistan, Pallaith, Estremaura, Fratanica, Pinky Queen, Gmt2001, Salish-Cascadia, Chukstik Illahi, Pannonika, Neo Colorado, Laforeia, Walter Jackson, Karazan, Jinwoy, Gendirt, Teriol, Vexilia, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Necromonia, and 385 others.Mk Steele, Wineclaw, New us ville, Kandorith, New-Ferytland, North Bratislava, Yukti, Ivy Rekkia, Frances Francis the First of France, United States of Medford, Etanur, Atrito, Nationeer, Vesuva, Aguaria Major, AmManies, Kaschovia, Catalis, Dacian Freelands, Kranostav, South Parter, Yokciq Empire, Rinadia, Cinnibar, Mystiquelle, The Unicrons, Deliber, Xagill, Rainengrad, Simone Republic, Former English Colony, New Cordyceps, Sil Dorsett, Bharathvarsh, Furballland, TamilPesum, The Confederate States of America, Nouvel Empire, Oannia, Dakota Territories, Wisconsota, DarkMondoria, Blyskalia, Kingdom of Time, Southern Moosetopia, Ijo, Wafornes, Rionion, Ham Federation, Eraver, Frieszia, Justosia, The Jerichowan Country, Straknov, Perikuresu, Tvers, Phoronu, Amdupe, Laxoimia, Fran Advar, Frokolia, Laurendon, Liberum Hibernia, Singamadri, Sikol, Warnen, Florevana, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Neopie, Argylia, Kamohoalii, Federation of Vanguard, Old Emporia, A Salmon Named Harold, Prydania, Kitzgos, Solmetria, Kyoki Chudoku, Feelonia, Holy Marcus Empire, Aeurithianar, Ayuzhhhhh, Cartures, Felpolandia, Tanushland, Tenana, Lemonbiscuits, Nistriabar, Inspiratus, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Confederacy of North America, Individualist Catopia, Soviet Terran, Dicko, Dagdria, Petronellania, PotatoFarmers, Seenvorland, Tamarvand, Oceania-America, TyGerria, Andanavia, Coutdown, The Sinclarian Provinces, Technocratic-european Countries, Arch Dornan, David Davidson, Wolffoxia, Renemaran, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Malta Comino Gozo, Erwo Stal, Panama Coalition, U S Eh, Crystal Creation, Khoik, Mesvice, Alire, KAP03land, Batatoland Empire, Coth Pladyia, South Baba, Mortionia, Bagojo, Vilaforta, Bedsonya, Eurochina, The Police, Alogiada, Coders, The Blind Side, East Wali, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Libaga, Castle In Confidence, Bodhisva, Votak Matim, Kret, Inclement Space, Saint-Dauphin, Ishtimbine, Grith Neria, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Neptunian Military Administration, Crilland, Jenha, Pyos Ter, Mallyna, Lionsroar, Izern, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Tugupaw, Dem Republic of Romania, Valiacorkit, Gragadoia, Republiqueducroissant, Bardopia, New Derse, Sur Isles, Kosova, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Qep, Velting-Instan, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, New Bismuthium, Arucaria, Hyphen, Boltannia, Gojira, Western Justice, Armonker, Maxiverse, Artoriticitys, Segesta, Illusia and Neverendia, United Orange Valley States, New Chiken, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, Small Venezia, McMasterdonia, Zerentopia, Arostica, Halsoni, Psykistriaa, Germanic Cat, Kobalera, Merconitonitopia, Nebiyar, Myth Of Saints, Ziprotscria, Kainin, Zelenaya Dolina, Bormar, Eludmonden, Lugarvatn, Wechujan, Attempted Socialism, Obelias, Western Vapia, Allied Stumbler, Luniandez, Free State Of Wrangler Island, New New New Alabama, Hai Han, North Arkana, Ateala, Misdainana, Eggplant Island, Sanctum Teriaris, Tharlect, Alsion, XST, Oceanica Empire, Kinqueven, Miletic, Scres Gidgerland, Sellaeta, Cadonio, Bueszqostan, Thought Obliteration, Transitional Global Authority, Unterlander, RonkLand, Shoinkwishima, United free lands, Horrorlandian State, Salzcovia, Sunnaria, Stratharran, Fragrancia, Jeii Outstorpite, Gildenshtuck, Stud Hoy, A Nova Terra, Wellate, Mount Marvin, Spartoi, Elomania, North Batica, Tehmistan, Andstions, DIMAnism, CzechoSaxony, Westerhold, Abinved, Borkey Kurg, Pribaltic Union, Selfgradatude, Barxa, United States of Americanas, Kabarovsk, Cessarea, Norwegian FOREST cat, -Urzikstan, Paldean Windo, Coreesa, Troll Punishers, Catis, Jurador, Quioni, Periklia, Snipland, Tigatestan, Love And Hatred, Jeltronian WA Mission, Geriland, Tesco Aisle 17, The Silver Vale, La Riviera Italiana, Luconovos, Philestine, Yeonguo, Adziolandia, Photan, Moonhaven, Sabaleta, Ardok, Hindustan Sangh, Femboy Hungary, Gs land, Latin Crimea, Aurasreich, Reichtangle The Best, Jomamah, PwRepublic, Covarria, Abskosmos, Imperio de Castilho, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Arcriea, Dryf Nation, Auztraloupe, Kyroth Dreemurr, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Asladvia, Choi Hanji, Airelle, New Fredoenia, The Redwood Isles, Demesne, Down Scoblic, Nuevo Filipina, The New Koreanic Republic, Queen Ravenna Fontainon, Great Mataram, Zera Israel, Orjald, Michigander, Idotistanistan, Opis, New Visdenburg, Q w e r t y, The Republic of Poland, Democratic Republic of Magley, Chretien, Floxia, Assault Rifle, Anampintopia, Lower Melodia, The Zheng Dynasty, Endus Mea Fral, New Selkirk, Lieutenant Columbo, Catholicah, New Clavidor, Lucedeia, Kazorton, Bloxian States, The Union of The People of Britannia, New Xyroxes, Caiov, Chechno-Kalimovski, Casscata, Clocriestes, AJTON, Proserpino, Regallio, Parpyduckland, Radored Welandion, Texaska, The Union of Galaxies, Kitica, Everything Decided at Random, Vinstan, United Kahndaq, The Strawhat pirates, Corporate Fat Cats, Zamolodchikova, Krykalin, Banulia, Socialist Lop, The Resoland, Viceroy Vincent, Greater Portugaliza, Altivia, Nakhodka, Orogonia, Republic Phoenix, The Best Empire, Northern Tatria, The Republic of Sloviskia, Nechavia, Tringapore, The Ancient Roman Federation, The Discipled, Nu Elysium, Flaeze, Sapien-Zustand, Picairn, Aoncarpa, ZleekyGgh, The New Oceanic States, and Kenmoria.

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