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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 583rdMost Influential: 954thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,914th
The Monarchy of Potatoes of
New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy
The Potatoes Never Give Up
Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Batatoland Empire

Population3.528 billion

LeaderIsabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto


The Monarchy of Potatoes of Batatoland Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.528 billion Batatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batatolína. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Batatolandian economy, worth 352 trillion Xăzis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,971 Xăzis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, many working fathers have never seen their children, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batatoland Empire's national animal is the carrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Batatoland Empire is ranked 238,587th in the world and 9,038th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 28.52 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 583rdMost Influential: 954thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,914thSafest: 8,268thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,275thBest Weather: 12,112thTop
Most Pacifist: 12,610thHealthiest Citizens: 12,977thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,777thMost Inclusive: 15,598thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,931stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,044thLowest Crime Rates: 16,396thNicest Citizens: 16,712thMost Devout: 16,778thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,911thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,316thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,429thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,243rdMost Developed: 19,770thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,278thSmartest Citizens: 23,050thLargest Governments: 24,466th
Most Influential: 355th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 407th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 485th in the regionSafest: 486th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 521st in the regionBest Weather: 702nd in the regionMost Devout: 725th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 744th in the regionMost Pacifist: 745th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 817th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 835th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 850th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 861st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 905th in the regionMost Inclusive: 919th in the regionNicest Citizens: 930th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 932nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Batatoland Empire was endorsed by The United States of The Blazeland Administration.
  • : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, many working fathers have never seen their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
  • : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 261 » Unshleepd, Pallaith, Ethnon, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, McMasterdonia, Yaorozu, 1 very fast endotarter, Empy, Fendlium, Zeternia, Sundred, Interdimensional Zone, Guer Aike, Dreadton, El Fiji Grande, Hamerica, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Newpromisedland, Shibutani, Orado, Omnistria, New Lakemba, Siwale, Aeolist, Frances Francis the First of France, Daiz, Selfgradatude, The Pantheons, Ver Testua, Astronomical, Xagill, North Bratislava, Notyoutopia, Dar es Saalam, Shadowrik, The Serdey Islands, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Sunto, Dabarastan, Holy Oranz, Territorio di Nessuno, Greater Pittsburgh, The Iron Lions, Glurponia, Maott, PotatoFarmers, Korovan Isles, and 211 others.The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Wilkshire, Valentine Z, Loutsland, Sikol, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Timothea, Xentherida, Zzozona, Sil Dorsett, The Tampa Bay Rays, Termathe, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Kranostav, Brucklania, Simone Republic, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, The Teddy, Joodey, Yokciq Empire, Eywaan, Clan Spaniel, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Pokemanland, Kragsgale, Xipher, Loptous, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, Moubarakistan, Votak Matim, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Napnomadia, WeKnow, Zokk, Innocentic, Austrian Confederacy, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, TLTland, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Yalkan, Hardscrabble, Unsophisticate, Merconitonitopia, Republica Guilleana, Godwanna, Cereskia, A Salmon Named Harold, A Ordem do Caos, Goblin Gang, Pytong, Religioncord, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Aetulia, Venicea, Advancia-Sizzletown, Ardretia, Altivia, Alqulonde, Anungu, Amblegreserland, Ausnakulia, Ozstan, Arrivederci, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Aingard, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Barabolia, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, PEG, Imperial Pieserged, AverageJoevlania, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Ellbonnia, Free Atlantis, Odelinor, Slyakanya, Strongwill, Dangine, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Hewani, Climeria, Yellops, Seijitsu, New Michag, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Star Kingdom, Darkmondoria, United Kahndaq, Svenskskit, Galbadiana, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Colfes, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Muqatil, Solcius, Volstokn, -Slovania, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, Kromi, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Gondwanaia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Trumpski, Lol2639, Travislavania, Siforpeo, Tyirza, Super Girl, Shahrukh, BTProductions, Galaician Empire, TyGerria, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Kinitopia, Mon Island, ForestMythal, Freyford, Tsandonown, Noesantara, HiJakeItsMeTheo, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Communist Lukania, Sympathy Mesa, Bramburg, Defense For The World Assembly, Perikuresu, German Spitsbergen, Centrialand, Duryanistan, Erisoria, Ergazomenoi, Atrito, Britle, Jaxikistan, Ootasa, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Card Kingdom, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Fraystonia, Havonosa, Novremia, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Bearical, Nova Arcania, Arquan, Que Lukustinardon, Nation1812, Rising Sakura, United Capitalist Provinces, Azzarel, Drueste, Joevala, The Enlightened Tugas, Sahriastan, Malta Comino Gozo, Conservative State of Poland, Alcavia, Ice and Tinian, Logovets, The Bureaucratic Territories, Lionia, Ameroind, Cloydicia, Capablanca, Dakota Territories, Sanavolea, and The Blazeland Administration.

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