The Monarchy of Potatoes of Batatoland Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.528 billion Batatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batatolína. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Batatolandian economy, worth 352 trillion Xãzis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,971 Xãzis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, many working fathers have never seen their children, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batatoland Empire's national animal is the carrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Batatoland Empire is ranked 238,587^th in the world and 9,038^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 28.52 Whatever.