The Presidential Democracy of Vincone Cae is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Cohen with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.974 billion Vin Caeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cobb County. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vin Caean economy, worth a remarkable 6,593 trillion Derivatives a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 347,502 Derivatives, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors are in shock as hospitals go into cardiac arrest, news programs are delivered by men in gold suits spinning a wheel, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, and seafood restaurants regularly receive complaints that the food is still moving. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vincone Cae's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vincone Cae is ranked 1,876^th in the world and 68^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 347,502.38 Standard Monetary Units.