General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 1.749 billion |
| Capital | Estácio de Sá |
| Leader | Dom Bruno Cláudio da Guanabara |
| Faith | Cristianismo |
| Currency | Libra Americana |
| Animal | Arara Azul |
The United States of Grande Guanabara is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dom Bruno Cláudio da Guanabara with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.749 billion Cariocas are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estácio de Sá. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Carioca economy, worth 312 trillion Libra Americanas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,575 Libra Americanas, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grande Guanabara's national animal is the Arara Azul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristianismo.
Grande Guanabara is ranked 211,604th in the world and 3,251st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.05 Obesity Rate.
Endorsements Received: 241 » 
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Grande Guanabara, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
- : Following new legislation in Grande Guanabara, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Grande Guanabara, planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots.
- : Following new legislation in Grande Guanabara, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods.
- : Following new legislation in Grande Guanabara, for 25 Libra Americanas tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy.
- : Grande Guanabara was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Grande Guanabara endorsed
The Federal Republic of Federation Terra Australis.
- : Following new legislation in Grande Guanabara, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
- : Following new legislation in Grande Guanabara, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.
- : Following new legislation in Grande Guanabara, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Grande Guanabara.
