The Most Serene Republic of Union of Federative Republics of Oceania is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 1.414 billion Union of Federative Republics of Oceanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casablanca. The average income tax rate is 29.4%.

The very strong Union of Federative Republics of Oceanian economy, worth 95.3 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 67,420 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Leader has just been declared ruler of Union of Federative Republics of Oceania in an international press conference, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Federative Republics of Oceania's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Union of Federative Republics of Oceania is ranked 149,924^th in the world and 2,058^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.91 Obesity Rate.