The Federal Republic of Darkanistan is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Henry Pearce with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.804 billion Darkans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkania. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Darkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion Republican Darkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,823 Republican Darkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, Darkan military drills look more like joint-The North Pacific exercises than anything else, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, and the recycled air in planes is nauseating. Crime is totally unknown. Darkanistan's national animal is the Opossum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darkanistan is ranked 303,822^nd in the world and 4,545^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.6 Obesity Rate.