The Republic of Minilands is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.891 billion Minilandsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Minilandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,551 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minilands's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minilands is ranked 230,705^th in the world and 4,245^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -1.41 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.