The Republic of Minilands is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.707 billion Minilandsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Minilandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,973 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 184,344 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Minilands's border, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, kindhearted Minilandsians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minilands's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Minilands is ranked 183,890^th in the world and 2,553^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,096 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.