The Holy Black Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord Albo with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 22.028 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 8,632 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 391,875 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout New Chilokver after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chilokver is ranked 1,317^th in the world and 48^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 391,875.46 Standard Monetary Units.