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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 327thMost Influential: 889thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,032nd
The Most Serene Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Scientia nos defendit
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Very Good
Economy
Frightening
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Phoronu

Population15.544 billion

CapitalNew Phoronus
LeaderG Edwardius
FaithNon-Movementarianism

CurrencyPhoronuan Dollar
AnimalQuick Toed Sloth

The Most Serene Republic of Phoronu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by G Edwardius with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.544 billion Phoronuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Phoronus. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Phoronuan economy, worth a remarkable 2,708 trillion Phoronuan Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,237 Phoronuan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phoronu's national animal is the Quick Toed Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Non-Movementarianism.

Phoronu is ranked 3,768th in the world and 159th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 194 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 327thMost Influential: 889thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,032ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,200thBest Weather: 2,262ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,387thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,624thLowest Crime Rates: 2,940thMost Developed: 2,944thHealthiest Citizens: 2,979thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,470thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,481stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,555thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,592ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,723rdHighest Food Quality: 3,724thMost Cultured: 3,768thSmartest Citizens: 4,298thLargest Governments: 4,608thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,755thMost Pacifist: 5,521stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,544thMost Inclusive: 6,288thMost Efficient Economies: 6,715thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,100thHighest Economic Output: 8,282ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,392ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,697thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,187thNicest Citizens: 9,445thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,133rdMost Stationary: 10,788thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,765thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,394thHighest Average Incomes: 14,804thTop
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Safest: 16,567thMost Secular: 17,536thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,184thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,814thMost Income Equality: 23,283rdLargest Populations: 25,137thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,594th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 118th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 121st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 122nd in the regionBest Weather: 131st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 149th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 150th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 150th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 151st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 154th in the regionMost Developed: 157th in the regionMost Cultured: 159th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 171st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 171st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 190th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 193rd in the regionMost Influential: 193rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 196th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 208th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 210th in the regionLargest Governments: 214th in the regionMost Stationary: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 238th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 247th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 254th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 269th in the regionMost Pacifist: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 316th in the regionMost Inclusive: 330th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 365th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 388th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 412th in the regionLargest Populations: 416th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 443rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 491st in the regionNicest Citizens: 500th in the regionMost Secular: 583rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 593rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 608th in the regionMost Income Equality: 657th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 661st in the regionSafest: 707th in the region

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