The Kingdom of Ozstan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Peter with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.181 billion Ozstanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Perth. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ozstanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,506 trillion crowns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,868 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, the official Ozstanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, private clinics eagerly advertise their trivial specialties, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozstan's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ozstan is ranked 305,610^th in the world and 5,566^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -380.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.