The Kingdom of Ozstan is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Peter with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and feral children. The compassionate population of 20.998 billion Ozstanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Perth. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ozstanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,096 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,456 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Ozstan, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozstan's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ozstan is ranked 220,559^th in the world and 3,411^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.73 Obesity Rate.