The Republic of KAP03land is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.167 billion KAP03landians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient KAP03landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,622 trillion 03dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,332 03dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, everything stops come summertime, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KAP03land's national animal is the bottlenose dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

KAP03land is ranked 306,678^th in the world and 4,638^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -23.37 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.