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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 66thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 358thHighest Poor Incomes: 360th
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population9.641 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.641 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,436 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 356,469 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, bicyclists are banned from major roads, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 2,151st in the world and 79th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 66.11 Whatever.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 66thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 358thHighest Poor Incomes: 360thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 370thLargest Black Market: 561stMost Influential: 661stLowest Crime Rates: 692ndMost Corrupt Governments: 734thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 883rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 957thMost Developed: 1,091stHighest Average Incomes: 1,186thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,305thMost Secular: 1,319thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,334thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,357thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,422ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,583rdLargest Governments: 1,588thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,756thHealthiest Citizens: 2,094thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,151stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,281stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,237thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,370thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,614thSmartest Citizens: 3,750thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,852ndHighest Economic Output: 3,861stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,897thBest Weather: 3,998thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,376thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,991stMost Efficient Economies: 8,023rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,525thMost Stationary: 10,481stLargest Mining Sector: 11,714thTop
Most Authoritarian: 14,253rdLargest Publishing Industry: 20,175thMost Income Equality: 21,218th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionMost Developed: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionMost Secular: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 88th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 94th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 111th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 131st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 156th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 169th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 209th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 214th in the regionMost Stationary: 230th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 233rd in the regionMost Influential: 236th in the regionBest Weather: 240th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 242nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 258th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 286th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 337th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 341st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 443rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 453rd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 621st in the regionLargest Populations: 658th in the regionRudest Citizens: 913th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vexilia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, astronauts take one small step for Vexilia and one giant step backward from confrontation.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Vexilian beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, Vexilians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Vexilia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 323 » Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Sil Dorsett, Unimaginable Doom, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Wineclaw, Xentherida, The Bureaucratic Territories, Siwale, Frances Francis the First of France, Necromonia, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Corfad, Fengate, The Galactic Triumvirate, Diodone, Unsophisticate, Yukti, Buckerino, New Lakemba, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Panama Coalition, Territorio di Nessuno, Alice Gardens, Acrabinnia, Dreylus, Wilkshire, Puczovska, BrightFutures, SORT, The Teddy, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Detrivania, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Zeternia, and 273 others.Sundred, Zokk, Ethnon, Maott, El Fiji Grande, Dar es Saalam, Kobagia, Rosewood-, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, Cinnibar, Newpromisedland, Humptalumpta, Vincone Cae, United Kahndaq, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Napnomadia, Bearical, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Pasargad, Zeno-sama, Joodey, Tarr-Nation, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Pleroma Sans Romans, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Soviet Terran, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Haor Chall, Astrind, Orado, Glurponia, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Nordic-British Union, Gnomewatchers, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Zecit, PotatoFarmers, Dabarastan, Tachycardia, Viridiann, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Manticore utopia, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, Hamerica, Nationeer, Free Culture, Merconitonitopia, Khoik, Xagill, The Endless Eventide, Yokciq Empire, Itallitopia, Wooleystan, Lucedeia, Dakota Territories, Eraver, The Real Ram Ranch, AAA Provisional Empire, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chukstik Illahi, Freyford, Miamington, Prydania, Lemonbiscuits, Walter Jackson, Alamei, Quentiam Viventem, Montarc, Xyrron, Prevaland, Crader, Aeolist, Antiyard, Nisastria, East Supple Lund, Nistriabar, Varola, Unshleepd, Dopeland420, Solskjar, Free Nation of Hong Kong, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Astronomical, Illusia and Neverendia, Godwanna, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Paul Pasch, Zzozona, Timothea, Ver Testua, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Innocentic, Brucklania, Eywaan, R libanon, Lux Conos, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Simone Republic, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, WeKnow, Loptous, Solcius, Eastern Cous Empria, Heilhum Imperius, Etanur, Singamadri, Krazon, The Unicrons, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Railroad Crossing, Cartures, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Hardscrabble, Chips and Guac, Porotia, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Kureizen, Bueszqostan, Venicea, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Pytong, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, PEG, Imperial Pieserged, Sanghyeok, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Desvios, Slyakanya, Obelias, Odelinor, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Yellops, Nuronte, DIMAnism, Dangine, Joevala, Ellbonnia, Hewani, Climeria, Iberia y las Colonias, East Akra, Seijitsu, Colfes, Ekonia, Cereskia, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Miragnac, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Moneyflows, Wisconsota, His Enduring Majesty, Star Kingdom, Confederacy of North America, Muqatil, Planes, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, KhalChicken, Kromi, Ibarkla, Zemnaya Svoboda, Brsil, Barabolia, Paradeavenlisian States, Vesteysia, The Republic of Free Peoples, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Landfinia, Free Salvation, Svenskan, Figyjharli, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Travislavania, The Soviet States of Europe, Centrialand, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Tyirza, TyGerria, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, New Celoveniortan, Qurtuba, Korean-Joseon, Jaxikistan, Erisoria, ForestMythal, Mon Island, Bramburg, Perikuresu, Britle, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Ootasa, Greater Ale Permars, Gafflebag, Ariele, Card Kingdom, Drash Mannistan, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Fraystonia, Tringapore, Novremia, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Rising Sakura, Drueste, Nova Arcania, Fizban, Andanx, Nation1812, Sahriastan, Trikhai, Lionia, and Capablanca.

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