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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 61stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 328thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 360th
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population8.149 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.149 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,933 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,008 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for President Teethy Phoenix's eyes only', the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch, and unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 202,485th in the world and 8,898th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.7 Obesity Rate.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 61stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 328thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 360thHighest Poor Incomes: 438thLargest Black Market: 521stMost Influential: 618thMost Corrupt Governments: 756thLowest Crime Rates: 825thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 851stMost Secular: 885thHighest Average Incomes: 1,090thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,133rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,301stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,335thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,560thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,650thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,743rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,805thLargest Governments: 1,821stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,947thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,042ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,252ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,021stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,808thHighest Economic Output: 4,381stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,588thLargest Mining Sector: 5,153rdSmartest Citizens: 5,161stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,310thMost Authoritarian: 5,809thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,940thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,491stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,640thBest Weather: 9,554thMost Efficient Economies: 9,581stTop
Most Stationary: 11,301stMost Conservative: 11,369thMost Developed: 14,582ndLargest Publishing Industry: 16,810thMost Extreme: 19,214th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionMost Secular: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 76th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 82nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 102nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 177th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 186th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 210th in the regionMost Influential: 212th in the regionMost Stationary: 257th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 266th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 276th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 277th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 290th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 292nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 301st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 335th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 430th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 461st in the regionBest Weather: 520th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 524th in the regionLargest Populations: 629th in the regionMost Conservative: 633rd in the regionMost Developed: 800th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 807th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 854th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vexilia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Porotia.
  • : Vexilia was endorsed by The Holy of Abonland.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for President Teethy Phoenix's eyes only'.
  • : Vexilia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Vexilia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Vexilia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Vexilia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 310 » Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Sil Dorsett, Unimaginable Doom, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Wineclaw, Xentherida, The Bureaucratic Territories, Siwale, Frances Francis the First of France, Necromonia, Calamazo, Tianqing, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Corfad, Fengate, The Galactic Triumvirate, Diodone, Unsophisticate, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, New Lakemba, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Panama Coalition, Territorio di Nessuno, Alice Gardens, Acrabinnia, Dreylus, Wilkshire, Eglise Sainte Eve, Puczovska, Atain, BrightFutures, Dadastan Archipelago, SORT, The Teddy, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Detrivania, Former English Colony, and 260 others.Koda-Land, Sea Ghost, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Empy, Whereisthatistan, United Draconia, Zeternia, Sundred, Zokk, Ethnon, Maott, El Fiji Grande, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Kobagia, Rosewood-, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Pruessen, Malta Comino Gozo, Valhalla123, Cinnibar, Newpromisedland, Niradans, Humptalumpta, Vincone Cae, United Kahndaq, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Moose repupblic, Napnomadia, Bearical, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Guer Aike, Asgardira, The Sinclarian Provinces, Pasargad, Zeno-sama, Joodey, Tarr-Nation, Revolutionary Sealand, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Pleroma Sans Romans, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Soviet Terran, 1 very fast endotarter, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Haor Chall, Astrind, Zumlandia, Orado, Glurponia, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, Vernest Quill, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, Abject Ludicrosity, The Stratosphere Islands, Nordic-British Union, Wisconsota, Gnomewatchers, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Zecit, PotatoFarmers, Pazair, Dabarastan, Tachycardia, Viridiann, Serendipita Martia, Fraguale Cothe, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, The Navy Blue, Fizban, Manticore utopia, Misthas, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Fendlium, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Toshavo III, Chekrand, Loli County, Hamerica, Nationeer, Free Culture, Merconitonitopia, Khoik, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, Wit Noreis, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Yokciq Empire, Itallitopia, Choistan, Wooleystan, Lucedeia, Minuda, Dakota Territories, Eraver, The Real Ram Ranch, AAA Provisional Empire, Wolvenland, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chukstik Illahi, Freyford, Miamington, Prydania, Lemonbiscuits, Walter Jackson, Alamei, Quentiam Viventem, Olofin, Montarc, The United Federal Nation, Xyrron, New Jamgra, Ihese, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Prevaland, Naziztan, Crader, Woodsend, Irishvan, Aeolist, Antiyard, Nisastria, East Supple Lund, Nistriabar, Varola, Unshleepd, Dopeland420, Ereena, Solskjar, Hyphen, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Schnuftelland, Avastate, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Astronomical, Illusia and Neverendia, Solimun, Godwanna, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, Sikol, Paul Pasch, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Hopsin, Ver Testua, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Fox Richy, Libertania Democratica, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Asoc lon, Cowbridge, Ihsan, Seanat, Innocentic, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Arichia, Eywaan, R libanon, Lux Conos, Principia Mathematica, Nouvelle-Floride, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Simone Republic, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, WeKnow, Astal Aavors, Ultra777, HOoOo bAby, Erubetia, Loptous, Solcius, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Andexia, Maclare, Buckhem, Sisang, U S Eh, Irunjarai, Yalgora, Eastern Cous Empria, Heilhum Imperius, Etanur, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Easternryke, Eschatosia, Singamadri, Krazon, Neu-Galicia, The Unicrons, Kenaniahistan, Draconian Progression, Therizia, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Railroad Crossing, Cartures, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Morover, Cretox State, Nobec, An Identity Crisis, Shizzy, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Glanst, Hardscrabble, Amprak, Elvoreto, Comfed, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Eurochina, Navsland, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, Ofira, Abonland, and Porotia.

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