The Grand and Most Serene Duchy of Unimaginable Doom is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Grand Ducal Highness Vandervahn Chistu with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.473 billion Duxians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astor Citadel. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dux economy, worth a remarkable 8,444 trillion Gold Sovereigns a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 277,128 Gold Sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a mortuary next to every Dux restaurant, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, and parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unimaginable Doom's national animal is the Sable Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unimaginable Doom is ranked 80,835^th in the world and 1,555^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,644.04 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.