The Pretty Boring Federation of Ventakia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sir Edward the III with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.423 billion Ventakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endavo. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ventakian economy, worth 623 trillion Velmarks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,934 Velmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, the government is funneling billions into Cape Ventakia following the shuttle crash, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ventakia's national animal is the Ca 1, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ventakia is ranked 302,630^th in the world and 5,470^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -329.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.