The Yellow and Blue Army of IZERN is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by ⠀⠀ with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.285 billion ⠀⠀ are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⠀⠀. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ⠀⠀ economy, worth a remarkable 3,859 trillion ⠀⠀s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 465,788 ⠀⠀s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,294,221 per year while the poor average 5,071, a ratio of 846 to 1.

IZERN's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, the best rebates happen when the company no longer exists, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, and the ⠀⠀ State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. IZERN's national animal is the ⠀⠀, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ⠀⠀.

IZERN is ranked 1,233^rd in the world and 25^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 10,188.78 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.