The ⠀⠀ of IZERN is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by ⠀⠀ with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.137 billion ⠀⠀ are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⠀⠀. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.0%.

The frighteningly efficient ⠀⠀ economy, worth a remarkable 3,673 trillion ⠀⠀s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 451,481 ⠀⠀s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,160,282 per year while the poor average 4,942, a ratio of 841 to 1.

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, decades-serving politicians are now both out of touch and out of time, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. IZERN's national animal is the ⠀⠀, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ⠀⠀.

IZERN is ranked 6,333^rd in the world and 146^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,322.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.