The United States of Kappacon is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.326 billion Kappaconians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirinae. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kappaconian economy, worth a remarkable 5,058 trillion Won a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 330,064 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned Siberian Tiger is considered a national priority, leisure is a crime in ski towns, Kappaconian diplomacy is by the book, and people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kappacon's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kappacon is ranked 314,295^th in the world and 4,723^rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 0.74 Atheism Rate.