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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 562ndMost Influential: 909thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,240th
The United States of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
오늘만 대충 수습하고 살자.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Kappacon

Population3.416 billion

CapitalGyeongbaek
LeaderJoseph Hwang
FaithChristianity and Buddhism

CurrencyWon
AnimalSiberian Tiger

The United States of Kappacon is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joseph Hwang with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.416 billion Kappaconians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gyeongbaek. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kappaconian economy, worth 481 trillion Won a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,077 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and it's never "just a game" with Kappaconian sports fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kappacon's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity and Buddhism.

Kappacon is ranked 244,759th in the world and 9,373rd in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 562ndMost Influential: 909thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,240thBest Weather: 1,262ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,694thHealthiest Citizens: 1,927thSafest: 1,936thMost Pacifist: 1,975thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,991stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,689thNicest Citizens: 2,719thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,232ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,387thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,504thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,699thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,942ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,250thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,329thLowest Crime Rates: 4,445thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,712thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,786thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,087thMost Inclusive: 5,105thMost Developed: 6,093rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,464thLargest Governments: 6,536thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,675thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,888thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,388thMost Efficient Economies: 7,496thSmartest Citizens: 8,024thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,903rdMost Cultured: 12,194thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,513thMost Income Equality: 15,166thMost Politically Free: 16,114thHighest Average Incomes: 16,404thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,175th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 85th in the regionBest Weather: 91st in the regionMost Politically Free: 92nd in the regionTop
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Safest: 111th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 123rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 141st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 142nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 155th in the regionNicest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 180th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 199th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 200th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 207th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 218th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 225th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 239th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 241st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 301st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 301st in the regionMost Inclusive: 333rd in the regionMost Influential: 335th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 338th in the regionLargest Governments: 353rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 377th in the regionMost Developed: 380th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 398th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 399th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 421st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 461st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 616th in the regionMost Cultured: 623rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 678th in the regionMost Income Equality: 700th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 790th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 824th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, it's never "just a game" with Kappaconian sports fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Kappacon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat.
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 264 » El Fiji Grande, Pallaith, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Runeda, McMasterdonia, Loutsland, Territorio di Nessuno, Omnistria, Trillius, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Sundred, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Newpromisedland, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Shibutani, Glurponia, The Tampa Bay Rays, PotatoFarmers, PlanetPunk, Sunto, Shadowrik, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, 1 very fast endotarter, Frances Francis the First of France, Xentherida, Daiz, Clan Spaniel, United Kahndaq, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Nordic-British Union, Kranostav, Holy Oranz, Gnomewatchers, Pasargad, Steampunk Ariel, Yukti, Ethnon, The Iron Lions, Wineclaw, New Lakemba, Tachycardia, Seenvorland, Vincone Cae, and 214 others.Viridiann, Dabarastan, Orado, Zyvetskistaahn, Maott, Siwale, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Ravendi, Sil Dorsett, Interdimensional Zone, Pleroma Sans Romans, Bearical, Jovian Knights, Empy, Partax, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, Napnomadia, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Wilkshire, Moubarakistan, Xagill, Universal State Formula, Keventle, Yokciq Empire, The Stratosphere Islands, The Endless Eventide, Lucedeia, Freyford, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, Joodey, KhalChicken, Xyrron, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Crader, Diodone, The Galactic Triumvirate, East Akra, SORT, Nisastria, Antiyard, The Windmilluminati, Aeolist, Nistriabar, Zecit, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Varola, Unshleepd, Kobagia, Fluffy Noodles, Aeurithianar, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Astronomical, Prydania, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, Ver Testua, Termathe, Libertania Democratica, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, The Calabash Protectorate, Mimia, Seanat, Simone Republic, Brucklania, Kingdom Of Manaf, Mystiquelle, Innocentic, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Madjack, Kragsgale, Xipher, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Lulubellia, Eywaan, Republica Guilleana, Chips and Guac, Outer Shenendoah, Feelonia, Hardscrabble, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, A Salmon Named Harold, Religioncord, Kazoo Basin, Bankowiata, Nationeer, Dangine, Venicea, Pytong, Animu Place, WeKnow, Solimun, Trooporia, Vivanco, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Khoik, Ozstan, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, Sevinland, Imperial Pieserged, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Ellbonnia, Strongwill, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Hewani, Climeria, Colfes, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Yellops, Galbadiana, Godwanna, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Star Kingdom, Bharathvarsh, Que Lukustinardon, Singamadri, Super Girl, Planes, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Gondwanaia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Folenz, Figyjharli, Trumpski, Wapistan, Svenskan, Lol2639, Kromi, Servilis, Travislavania, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Free Salvation, Ice and Tinian, Tyirza, Cereskia, Wisconsota, Kureizen, Nyock, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, BTProductions, ForestMythal, Mon Island, Qurtuba, New Celoveniortan, Jaxikistan, Cajland, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Bramburg, Centrialand, Tsandonown, Iberia y las Colonias, Landfinia, Rexatorus, Perikuresu, Britle, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Fraystonia, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Capablanca, Sopernia, Apollo Park, Drueste, Fizban, Nova Arcania, Demo Troplenia, Muqatil, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Lux Conos, Card Kingdom, Nation1812, Sahriastan, Lionia, Alzaran, Rising Sakura, and Beta Cyndriel.

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